Love and Washing Lines

When you first meet your future wife she is a one pegger. It only needs one clothes peg to hang her tiny G-string on the line.

You get engaged and then married and she now buys the normal knickers that need a peg at either end. She is now a two pegger.

Time moves on and now you have wedding anniversaries that are metallic. This is now the three peg territory. You need three pegs because these are like the main sail on a yacht and unless they are firmly anchored down they could be mistaken for a UFO if the wind is strong and they get unhitched.

 

 
Reducing Your Footprint

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Mr Sandman, bring us a dream-scape

Peter Donnelly AKA the Sand Man, Sand Artist or Sand Dancer has been creating masterpieces besides the pier at New Brighton for more than 10 years.

The Sand Artist

Peter is a very well known character in New Brighton, Christchurch. You may see him on his bike; a silhouette of blackness and devilry. The bike is made in the “chopper” style, made famous by the film “Easy Rider”. Instead of a big polluting and noisy engine, Peter uses the power in his legs to keep his carbon footprint as small as possible. He looks awesome riding his bike silhouetted against the bright blue New Brighton sky. With his hat on and his big black overcoat billowing out behind, it is quite a sight to behold.

Before Peter starts work he removes his footwear and his overcoat. He always works in bare feet as he uses them to flatten marks or rough areas in the sand that he wants smooth and to prevent leaving imprints in the sand.

Carried on his bike and in his backpack are his various tools and equipment. Pulling out a purple cloth he lays it out near to the pier. It is held down, to guard against blowing away, by clumps of sand. Strangely, when you look closer at the sand, most have a series of crescent curls. Next a hat filled with sand is placed in the middle of the cloth. A number of Paua shells are laid out in a pattern close to what will be the lower edge of his sand painting. This is not their final resting place, as they will be placed into an area of smooth sand in the artwork when it is almost complete.

 

The Sand Artist's Magical Staff

His cloth wrapped staff is his pencil to outline the edges of the shapes he will create.

The Sand Artist's Big Brush

The rake is his big brush used to create the darker areas. The clever thing is turning it on it’s back it can be an eraser smoothing out rough sand or removing an unwanted line.

It normally takes between three to four hours to make a design, which is around the time the tide takes to go out leaving a clean slate and when it returns to quickly remove the lovingly crafted masterpiece.

The sand Artist checks out a rival's work

Most artists would sketch out the overall shape of their design in pencil and then paint over them and fill them with colour. Peter often works out from a low centre position and slowly works outwards. This is probably because he is not able to go back to the centre easily like an oil painter with a movement of his hand, but would have to jump from one smooth  section of sand to the next.

Slowly the design grows outward and Northward. Occasionally he will return to his backpack for a drink of water, but as they say time and tide wait for no man.

Colouring in the darker sections

The design is best appreciated looking down from the pier. As long as you do not get too close, you can wonder at seeing the sand flowing through the tines of the rake, as if like water.

Creating Curves

The name Sand Dancer is due to the occasional flick of one leg when he creates curls and crescents in the sand. He can also pirouette as he creates small circles. He is sometimes like a ballerina when jumps from one smooth section to another.

The Sand Artist creating copyright

When he is close to finishing he goes on his long walk around the painting to create encompassing loops.

People Watching - The Sand Artist

Maybe at this time he is looking to spot any small flaws in the light and dark, areas. A final bit touching up and he is ready to move the Paua shells into their final position.

The Sand Artist's Paua Shells

When he is finally satisfied with his work he will salute the crowd’s applause and cheers with upraised arms and then a deep bow.

The Sandman Has Finished

At this point most performance artists would have rushed over and gathered up any monies thrown to them, but not the Sand Artist: He makes the long walk up to the pier, mingles and talks to anyone he meets. Finally he is able to look down from the height of the Pier to survey his latest and unique masterpiece.

What is normal and what is magical?

He will take a picture for himself, but unfortunately his camera’s lens is not wide enough to fit the great width of the painting in. I have a 24mm lens and can just fit it in.

Often just as he is finished or sometimes even before, the tide creeps up and wave by wave resets his canvas.

The Tide Resets The Sand Artist's Canvas

The day you are most likely to see Peter Donnelly is on a Sunday. Do not be surprised if when the tide is right and the weather nice he comes down on another day to carve the sand for us.

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Having a Hobo Christmas

Near the end of November or the beginning of December you find that your shoes or boots have developed a leak. You know what you want and because of the hole making your sock damp, you go out during lunch break to get a good replacement pair. No need to guess that it is raining, so you squelch around the shops looking for the perfect pair. Finally, when you have nearly run out of your allotted hour, you find them. Due to the bubbles of water escaping from the sole of your right foot you know that you have not the time or inclination to try them on. You quickly pay and the Salesman place them in a big red Christmas bag. With the constant question from the Salesman, “Are you sure you do not want to try them on?”, you escape the mall.

You now use the old schoolboy trick of a hop, skip and jump to try and keep the leaking footwear away from the wet ground as long as possible. Arriving just a few minutes late you are face to face with your irate boss.

“Come on”, he says constantly looking at his watch. “You are late for the meeting”.

The meeting runs late and you have to leave immediately to catch the train. The Wife is waiting at the station for you as it is bucketing down. Placing the big red bag into the car first prompts the question from the Missus, “What you bought there?”

This is the question that never goes well for any Husband. You explain that it is just a new pair of shoes and leave it at that. Getting home the kids rush to greet you and get all excited about the Christmas bag. Before you can say anything the wife says. “Look Daddy has bought himself a Christmas present and you kids are going to wrap it up for him to put under the tree.”

Crestfallen, you watch as the new shoes disappear up to the bedrooms to be wrapped in a small sheet of Xmas paper and a whole reel of tape. You turn to your beloved and She has an enormous smile on her face. She thanks you for getting a present you want and now she does not have to worry about your Christmas gift.

The month of December is the wettest since records began and to make things worse the sole of the other shoe has started to come off at the front. You walk with a squelch, flap, squelch, flap. Your life for the last month has been an embarrassment and a slow torture. If you do not walk carefully holding the left foot high the sole catches, bends underneath and throws you off balance. You are now living the life of a Hobo, who owns one cast off clown shoe .

Finally, with a bad case of trench foot, Christmas morning arrives and you can open your present. I should say here that you try to open your present. There is so much tape that it needs a combat knife to slash it apart. The stretched and thin tape has became almost unbreakable. This is when the crying starts. The wife and kids think that it is tears of joy, but there in front of you are two perfectly good waterproof shoes, both left.

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The New Christchurch Artists

This weekend I went along to the display of artwork created by CPIT students. The students, I believe are all at the level of Bachelor of Design, but in various fields.

The artwork was very exciting and I was impressed by the creations. The fantastic designs are on display at the Rakaia Centre, Madras St Campus. All the different artists’ pieces are on display until 26 November.

I have not included all of the works as bright sun and shadows on the day meant that the photographs I had taken would not have done the art justice. So here are the photos I considered as acceptable:

These are the various artworks of Tyson Roberts and Elias Tyro. They combined their skills to create these masterpieces. There are a lot more on display, but too many to include here.

The Night Soldier

The Lizard Lord

A picture by Tyson Roberts at CPIT

The Warrior

 

The work of Marcus Patman I found really good. I would love to come across these pictures scattered around in the pages of the short story by H P Lovecraft called “Under the Pyramids”, which the artwork is inspired by. There are two pictures of Queen Nitokris and two unwordly creatures. The shadows in some of the pictures were not in the original design, but caused by the bright Canterbury sun falling across the them. Luckily I think it adds to the atmosphere of the creations.

Queen Nitokris by Marcus Patman

The Illustrious Queen Nitokris

The Pyramid Creature

The Unwordly Dog

 

“The Cautionary Tale of Susan McGoo” is a book for children written by Pauline Cartwright and beautifully illustrated by Kelly Lynch. I found the pictures delightful and I can see Kelly going far in creating the charming characters that children love.

The Cautionary Tale of Susan McGoo

Susan McGoo visits the zoo

Susan McGoo

 

Below is the exhibit that most people linger by. It is a very thought provoking work by Kristin Clark. We can all think about how we know someone who is manipulated by the people around them at work and at home. The text accompanying this artwork is: “Desmond has come to the realisation that he was never a free man. He had always been controlled by someone or something.”

What is a free man?

 

I enjoyed the work by Chris Hyde. Not all of his work is displayed on his wall there are some great pieces in the pages of his portfolio.

An Open book

The Naked Ape

Tiger Shark by Chris Hyde

 

A clothing design by Laura Godfrey is about being a twin. Without her sister Rebecca she would not feel complete, so on her clothing is the logo “make a whole”. There may be a big call for outfits for twins in the future. Maybe mirrored designs or designs that you cannot tell what they are until the twins are standing close together.

Twins - Two Halves Make a Whole

 

I love the look of the next two characters that star in a stop animation by Rizael Zervos. The girl, to me, has the quirky look of Abby in NCIS.

A remarkable resemblance to Abby in NCIS

The Lanky Awkward Dog

 

The last two pictures are by Cameron McDougall based on the story “Wheel of Time” by Robert Jordan.

A creation by Cameron McDougall

A "Wheel of Time" Character

Remember to pop along and be amazed by the talent hidden away from general view in Christchurch.

RIPE is an exciting opportunity to meet the next generation of artists, designers, photographers and animators. Final-year students from the Bachelor of Design and the Diplomas of Photographic Imaging and Professional Photography programmes exhibit their best work in 3D Design, image-making, graphics, photography, and 3D modeling and animation.

RIPE opens Monday 14 November, Rakaia Centre, Madras St Campus, CPIT and is open daily 10:00am – 4:00pm until 26 November.

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Twitter and the #Hashtags

On Twitter there is an option for following a subject by clicking on or saving a search for a word which has a hash tag in front, e.g #word. They can be anything under the sun such as #Girls, #Funny, #USA, etc.. Today I realised that some people who follow the #Christchurch hash tag do not actually live in Christchurch, New Zealand, but left after the series of earthquakes and aftershocks started. For around 90% of the people who left, but follow #Christchurch it is because it is a way to constantly find a reason for their exodus. Every time a piece of news pops up such as the water restrictions in Christchurch they can appease their feelings about fleeing by saying to themselves’ “that is another reason why we should not be living in Christchurch.”

I myself was going to leave the Canterbury region with it’s beautiful climate, not because of the earthquakes, but because though we were doing really well within a few months after the first earthquake in September , the second one in February damaged nearly every property we had listed and were about to list. Thus with most properties of our current and future clients not being saleable we decided, as we may have no income for the foreseeable future, to move to Taranaki. It turned out that just before we had to make the final preparations my wife managed to secure a good job. So for a while I myself was following #Christchurch on Twitter and every few days I was saying to myself after reading another gloomy news item, “that is why we are going to move”.

I myself came from England where my parents and two sons still live and occasionally we read about something bad in the newspaper happening in the UK, I still think to myself how lucky am I that in live in beautiful Christchurch.

The New Brighton pier is red with embarrassment

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Wide angle shots getting the right view

Back in my younger days I visited the Kodak Gallery in Central London. It was a time before digital and Kodak had so many varieties of 35mm film to use that I was trying a new type nearly every week. There was colour negative or colour slides, infra-red, black and white and a wide variety of ISO speeds.

At the gallery there was an exhibition on viewing distances. I read the bit on the wall that photographic prints should be viewed at a distance that corresponded to the lens. Wide angle shots should be viewed close up and telephoto pictures from across the room.

After reading this I thought the same as you are probably doing now, what a load of rubbish. You must remember that at that time Kodak was selling acres of photographic paper every second and I am in a gallery where the pictures are really big and would definitely not fit in your photo album. So a ploy for selling more paper looked like it was on the cards: To try and look at your 5×7 photo from across the room it would have to be in feet rather than inches. So with a very sceptical mind I started walking around the gallery. I cannot remember the pictures exactly, but I think there was some giraffe shots and other very well shot and colourful prints. There was also, I am sure, marks on the floor designating the proper distances to view each photograph.

When you start walking around you do not want to make a fool of yourself like the idiots around you with there noses almost glued to the pictures so you hang back a bit and view everything from the normal distances. You still believe you are being wound up as this is how you normally look at photographs. The wide angle shots look all disproportionally large at the centre and the telephoto shots seem OK, but ‘flat’. So I moved away to the other side of the room and looked at the telephoto pictures again and suddenly they looked amazingly correct like you were viewing them life size, close to you and almost 3D. It was not a picture of a flower seen from the other side of the room, it was a flower maybe 50cm away.

After seeing this, along with a lot of the other sceptics, we went and got the marked distance away from the wide angle really distorted shots. It was just like magic; the abnormal was transformed into a normally proportioned picture just by getting the correct distance away. What was even weirder was the fact that the wide angle shot had suddenly become a picture that was more like real life. It felt like you were in the picture and could look around you.

Another quirk that put a smile on my face was a photograph taken with a 50mm lens viewed at a normal viewing distance, had the same ‘you were in the picture’ effect. It made me realise why the 50mm lens is called a standard lens as the photographs you take with it should be viewed from a standard distance.

Looking up the line

Sadly I was never able to see this again when looking at a photograph. Maybe if you are able get slowly closer to a wide angle shot in a gallery you might ‘be in the picture’. I am guessing that the centre of the picture should be at the same height as your eyes, but that may vary depending on if the camera was angled up or down. So a picture looking up of someone standing from ground level should probably be hung high up on a wall, but one looking down at a gorge should be hung so that the top is in line with your eyes.

If you have any pictures like these get someone to hold them for you and see if you can see the effect that I saw. Beware, if it is of the Grand Canyon looking down, you may experience the same vertigo as you did when taking the photo.

 

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Early Mornings or Late Nights

When it comes to photography there are in my opinion two particular periods to get that wow shot; these are when the sun is close to or over the horizon.

When the sun has not risen or has just set the sky can turn a beautiful pink, orange or blue and water turns to various shades of blue or green. Sometimes you get this affect when facing away from the sunset as in the picture below facing East:

Sunset over McCormacks Bay Reserve

You can get a fairly good sunrise if there is not much cloud about, but bring out the black ones and you can get something really dramatic:

New Brighton Pier looking awesome

The thing is that with a little planning and an eye for composition most people could take this kind of shot, but most do not. You may well ask “why not” and it is because the planning for most of the time means getting up bloody early. In winter it is not too bad getting up, but there is the low temperatures and maybe a strong wind that makes it feel like -10. So part of the planning would be to wrap up warm, have a fully charged battery or batteries, an empty memory card and get to your chosen location 30 minutes or more before dawn or sunset. As the sun has not risen or is just setting, the light can be low, so pack a tripod. Another feature of these shots is that the light can throw out the light meter on the camera, so you will need to read the manual and practice setting a bracketed exposure.

The good thing with bracketed exposures is that either the normal, under-exposed or over-exposed shot will be correct. The bad thing is that you can eat up the capacity of the memory card 3x faster, but as you will have an empty card to start with and you will be only shooting for around an hour at most, things should be OK. A benefit of the bracketed shot is that with the over-exposed shot its high key lighting may suit the picture best, but you may have never have deliberately chosen to take that picture. Then again the under-exposed low key dark shot might be more dramatic and moody.

Remember that you can always delete anything you do not like when you get back home, but you cannot go back and recapture that same lighting, foliage, clouds and mood.

Low Tide

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My Vision of New Christchurch’s Future

Basically Christchurch’s heritage has gone, but that does not mean that the buildings cannot be rebuilt in the same style, but better to stand up to time and mother earth.

Imagine New Christchurch, renamed as that what it will be, at every City block the glass in the newly rebuilt buildings will change to a different colour of the rainbow. So the window colours would start with red, the next block from South to North, orange, then yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet.

 

The New Christchurch Map

How a New Christchurch could look

Continue reading

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Ron Mueck at the Christchurch Art Gallery

Just in case you missed it here is a quick look at the sculptures that Ron Mueck created. The sculptures are both surprising in their life like appearance and their sizes. When you first see them they can be quite staggering in their dimensions.

Ron Mueck's Dead Dad. This is the first exhibit you come across when entering the gallery. At the time I did not get the feeling that the 'person' was dead.

Ron Mueck's Dead Dad. This is the first exhibit you come across when entering the gallery. At the time I did not get the feeling that the 'person' was dead.

Ron Mueck's Dead Dad wide angle

Ron Mueck's Dead Dad wide angle. I suppose this one has a feeling of a lonely body on a mortuary slab

Ron Mueck's Sleeping Face. I think this one should be called "A Businessman Sleeping"

Ron Mueck's Sleeping Face. I think this one should be called "A Businessman Sleeping"

Ron Mueck's Pregnant Woman. I guess from her expression she is in labour or just having a bad day.

Ron Mueck's Pregnant Woman. I guess from her expression she is in labour or just having a bad day.

Ron Mueck's Youth Sculpture. This brings back painful memories of Damilola Taylor who was only ten years old when he was stabbed to death on his way home. There was a video of him innocently playing minutes before he was left for dead. He had the same last name as myself and he had lived, but not survived on the same streets as I had.

Ron Mueck's Youth Sculpture. This brings back painful memories of Damilola Taylor who was only ten years old when he was stabbed to death on his way home. There was a video of him innocently playing minutes before he was left for dead. He had the same last name as myself and had lived, but not survived on the same streets as I had.

Ron Mueck - Big Baby. I have seen this before in my own children when they were babies; for some unknown reason they just clench everything and stretch out to their maximum. It is slightly frightening when it happens, but they do not seem to be in pain. It might be similar to a dog stretching.

Ron Mueck - Big Baby. I have seen this before in my own children when they were babies; for some unknown reason they just clench everything and stretch out to their maximum. It is slightly frightening when it happens, but they do not seem to be in pain. It might be similar to a dog stretching.

The Face of Ron Mueck's Big Baby. If you have had children you will probably have noticed what the wife calls the 'cupid bow' shape of the top lip.

The Face of Ron Mueck's Big Baby. If you have had children you will probably have noticed what the wife calls the 'cupid bow' shape of the top lip.

Ron Mueck - Man in a Boat. I did not notice this first of all, because I was distracted by the man seeming to be studying me, but his neck does stretch out a lot.

Ron Mueck - Man in a Boat. I did not notice this first of all, because I was distracted by the man seeming to be studying me, but his neck does stretch out a lot.

Ron Mueck - Wild Man. The first sight of the "Wild Man' is through the doorway and if there is no one nearby you are unable to judge his size.

Ron Mueck - Wild Man. The first sight of the "Wild Man' is through the doorway and if there is no one nearby you are unable to judge his size.

Ron Mueck - In Bed. Here life seems to imitate art as both women put their hand to their face.

Ron Mueck - In Bed. Here life seems to imitate art as both women put their hand to their face.

Ron Mueck - Woman with Sticks. I can just imagine her husband sitting on the porch with a beer in his hand and a roll up stuck to his top lip asking her as she almost gets to her destination, "Do you want 'elp with that"

Ron Mueck - Woman with Sticks. I can just imagine her husband sitting on the porch with a beer in his hand and a roll up stuck to his top lip asking her as she almost gets to her destination, 'Do you want 'elp with that?'

Ron Mueck - Drift. If you go to Europe you will find that some people just have to be tanned. This tanning can result in you turning orange with fake tan or you go away for 2 weeks and spend 8 hours a day 'catching the rays'. The reason for wearing a watch is that you can see at any time how brown you are by removing it.

Ron Mueck - Drift. If you go to Europe you will find that some people just have to be tanned. This tanning can result in you turning orange with fake tan or you go away for 2 weeks and spend 8 hours a day 'catching the rays'. The reason for wearing a watch is that you can see at any time how brown you are by removing it.

Ron Mueck - Still Life. This reminds me of Christmas in London when the butchers hang all their fresh turkeys up in the window. I believe though that this is a chicken.

Ron Mueck - Still Life. This reminds me of Christmas in London when the butchers hang all their fresh turkeys up in the window. I believe though that this is a chicken.

Ron Mueck - Two Women. 'Who does he think he is, taking a photo of?'

Ron Mueck - Two Women. 'Who does he think he is, taking a photo of?''

Ron Mueck - Old Woman in Bed. This is a fitting final piece. My wife has seen several people on their death beds and she thought that this lady would be close to her last shallow breath.

Ron Mueck - Old Woman in Bed. This is a fitting final piece. My wife has seen several people on their death beds and she thought that this lady would be close to her last shallow breath.

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A Journey Through Bottle Lake Forest – Part 2

This is the second episode of a look at Bottle Lake Forest travelling either by foot or bike. We left you at the crossroads where the path splits North, South, East and West.

A tree seemingly in agony after being dismembered

A tree seemingly in agony after being dismembered

Keep your eye out for these colourful red centred fir cones

Keep your eye out for these colourful red centred fir cones

Once you have gone through the "portal' shown in Part 1 you reach a crossroads. If you go right you can have a quick stroll on the beach.

Once you have gone through the "portal' shown in Part 1 you reach a crossroads. If you go right you can have a quick stroll on the beach.

This is a bit of old driftwood that looked like the head of a long dead predatory bird

This is a bit of old driftwood that looked like the head of a long dead predatory bird

You can get great views of the Port Hills from Bottle Lake's beach

You can get great views of the Port Hills from Bottle Lake's beach

Cycle and walking track

Returning from the beach detour you can now carry on going North along the cycle and walking track

As you pass along the track you come across this track alternative on the left. It is a very slow and almost impossible uphill climb or a suicidal downhill, but it has been attempted 3 times

As you pass along the track you come across this track alternative on the left. It is a very slow and almost impossible uphill climb or a suicidal downhill, but it has been attempted 3 times

The view from the top of a sand dune. The path wanders again close to the beach and you have several options. You can carry on, turn around and go back the way you came or if the tide is going out you can take a shortcut along the beach

The view from the top of a sand dune. The path wanders again close to the beach and you have several options. You can carry on, turn around and go back the way you came or if the tide is going out you can take a shortcut along the beach

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